Boys and their toys

The tenticle

The depth training dildo from Sinnovator.

I just love the sucker bumps on this wonderful toy, in fact the first time I inserted it the sensation as they rubbed over my prostate almost made me cum hands free.

Available in a variety of lengths, I love a challenge and didn’t want the expense of sizing up so went for the large size at almost 2ft in length!

It’s silicon construction makes if soft yet firm enough to control and guid it slipping easily into your second colon and easily beyond!
Available in a variety of colours this toy really delivers on the sensation front!

Chance

The Chance horse cock from Bad Dragon

I love giving myself a challenge and never thought I’d manage almost the whole of this wonderful creation on my first ride!

Again it’s made from the perfect texture of silicone, being gently pliable yet firm enough to stay upright

I now don’t buy any other toys unless they are made from silicone as it’s the perfect material for anal size play.
I got the option that comes with a cum tube which I really recommend to get your favourite lube deep inside you, it’s great fun when it all comes spewing back out from your hole again!

Although rather expensive I do think it’s worth the price for the satisfaction and the way it leaves you gaping. Chance really does prove you can have the beauty and beast in one!

Fuck Machine

Willie Wanka Pro MKII from sexmachines.co.uk
I did wonder if a fuck machine would be just a big investment then end up stashed in the cupboard the whole time. Although I don’t tend to get it out as much as I should when I do I just love it!

It only takes 5 minutes to set up and with it’s powerful motor and one of the biggest thrust rages of most of the machines out there is it really will drive even the heftiest of dildos deep inside you.

It takes any cock that has a Vac-U-Lock mount to give you plenty of options and unlike a partner will never get tired!

I love the hands free use it provides meaning you can back right onto it and with its variable speed you get to have the ride of a lifetime!

Silicon Butt

Forget fleshjacks, why not go for something more realistic!

I rarely get this out to play with for the simple reason it makes me cum far too quickly!

The smooth soft, yet firm texture of the silicon and tight little hole

really does feel like you are fucking the real thing!

I found this one on aliexpress.com searching ‘Gay Sex Doll Male Butt’ should bring a few options up.

Dust will Talc after use and follow my storage instructions below for keeping it in great condition.

Piss Irrigator Gag

My latest addition to my piss play is this wonderful system that lets you piss into your own butt and mouth at the same time!

I’ve modified it slightly to include a penis plug rather than the sheath it came with to prevent any piss wastage!

I love the option that once you’ve pissed into your own anus you can then use the gag to drink it back out again for a fuller flavour!

Available on many fetish sites but I found it much cheeper on
aliexpress.com search “piss gag”

Looking after you investments

So you’ve spent a fortune on your latest anal annihilator silicone dildo, make sure you look after it!

Silicon sex toys especially can discolour or spoil when stored next to other sexy toys, so after use when you have cleaned your toys - avoiding harsh cleaning products that may damage them, instead of just throwing them in a box with all your other dildos, store them individually, the net bags you can purchase for storing fruit and veg I’ve found to be perfect for the job and should ensure your toys look as good as they did when you bought them, giving you years of orgasmic pleasure!